Funny Quotes

Quotes from the Emmys
Heard at the 62nd annual Primetime Emmy Awards: We are so happy that you have let us into your families, Steven Levitan, accepting the award for comedy series, Modern Family.

Published Aug 30, 2010.
Read more: Fort Wayne Journal Gazette

Your heart – the pulse of life
Thump thump, thump thump — the room is looking funny, feeling faint — thump — down on my hands and knees — thump … “I didn’t actually pass out, but felt like I was going to,” said Phil Zediker as he shared his story of his recent “health adventures.” “When I recovered from feeling faint, I immediately took my pulse. It was all over the place.” “It was Christmas time 2008, and we were busy …

Published Aug 25, 2010.
Read more: The Naperville Sun

Article: Chelsea Handler Takes Aim At Angelina Jolie
Chelsea Handler has taken aim at Angelina Jolie. On Tuesday night’s “Chelsea Lately” — the funny lady’s E! late night talk show — she called the “Salt” star “evil,” just moments before she welcomed guest and good friend Jennifer Aniston on to the program.

Published Aug 20, 2010.
Read more: Access Hollywood