Funny Quotes

Quotes from the Emmys

Funny Quotes — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:15:59 +0000

Quotes from the Emmys
Heard at the 62nd annual Primetime Emmy Awards: We are so happy that you have let us into your families, Steven Levitan, accepting the award for comedy series, Modern Family.

Published Aug 30, 2010.
Read more: Fort Wayne Journal Gazette

Tokio Hotel Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:00:59 +0000

Picture taken by Tokio Hotel Official on 2008-12-30 12:16:13.

FUNNY QUOTES 3

Funny Quotes — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:00:59 +0000

enjoy! oh and i know i listed on twice…sorry, just ignore that song: so what by pink

Phillips’ Book of Great Thoughts & Funny Sayings: A Stupendous Collection of Quotes, Quips, Epigrams, Witticisms, and Humorous Comments. For Personal Enjoyment and Ready Reference.

Funny Quotes — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 00:05:59 +0000

Product Description

From Bible quotes and Christian teachings to the words of renowned historical figures, this collection of over 3,800 entries offers wit, wisdom, and an emphasis on practical living.

Phillips’ Book of Great Thoughts & Funny Sayings: A Stupendous Collection of Quotes, Quips, Epigrams, Witticisms, and Humorous Comments. For Personal Enjoyment and Ready Reference.

Funny Bible Quotes

Funny Quotes — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 23:55:59 +0000

Can you find funny Bible quotes in the Bible? Even though it is not a book for jokes or humor, you can still find some funny phrases and stories inside the Bible. They are some of the most entertaining Christian funny quotes you can find.

So why it is so? Does God want to tell us it is good and encouraged to have fun and enjoy ourselves? Does you want to tell us he is not that serious and strict that some of us may think? You can think anyway you like, but the fact is we can find many funny quotes in the Bible.

Here are some of the funniest parts you can find…

1. Funny Bible Quote:

Proverbs 21:19 (New Living Translation)
“It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.”

2. Funny Christian Quote:

Proverbs 31:6 (New International Version)
“As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.”

3. Funny Bible Quote:

One time, Jesus was asked to leave town to for kill all the pigs… Matthew 8:28-34 (New International Version)

“When he arrived at the other side in the region of the Gadarenes, two demon-possessed men coming from the tombs met him. They were so violent that no one could pass that way. “What do you want with us, Son of God?” they shouted. “Have you come here to torture us before the appointed time?”

Some distance from them a large herd of pigs was feeding. The demons begged Jesus, “If you drive us out, send us into the herd of pigs.” He said to them, “Go!” So they came out and went into the pigs, and the whole herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and died in the water. “

4. Funny Bible Quote:

Proverbs 29:20 (New Living Translation)
“There is more hope for a fool than for someone who speaks without thinking.”

Did you enjoy the funny quotes above taken from the Bible? Then you can find even more amusing quotes and funny stories here.

Originally published here.

Looking for Short Funny Quotes and sayings to make you laugh? Sometimes nothing is more humorous and entertaining than short funny quotes.

Then check out these new Famous Funny Movie Quotes to enjoy yourself and have a great time.

Your heart – the pulse of life

Funny Quotes — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:10:59 +0000

Your heart – the pulse of life
Thump thump, thump thump — the room is looking funny, feeling faint — thump — down on my hands and knees — thump … “I didn’t actually pass out, but felt like I was going to,” said Phil Zediker as he shared his story of his recent “health adventures.” “When I recovered from feeling faint, I immediately took my pulse. It was all over the place.” “It was Christmas time 2008, and we were busy …

Published Aug 25, 2010.
Read more: The Naperville Sun

Quote Junkie: Funny Edition

Funny Quotes — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 00:00:59 +0000

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Over 800 of the funniest quotes from some of the most serious people in the history of the world! The Hagopian Institute, LLC has compiled the Quote Junkie series. The overall series includes over 8,000 quotes, focusing mostly on short quotes that can be used in everyday life as sources of wisdom and inspiration. This particular edition of the series includes hilarious quotes by some of the most serious men and women ever to live on this planet. Please enjoy this edition of the series, and share these quotes with your coworkers, friends, and family.

Quote Junkie: Funny Edition

Tokio Hotel Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:55:59 +0000

Picture taken by Tokio Hotel Official on 2008-12-30 12:15:53.

Charmed – funny quotes from all seasons (charming voices)

Funny Quotes — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:55:59 +0000

Charmed with charming voices – funny quotes xD

Article: Chelsea Handler Takes Aim At Angelina Jolie

Funny Quotes — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 00:05:59 +0000

Article: Chelsea Handler Takes Aim At Angelina Jolie
Chelsea Handler has taken aim at Angelina Jolie. On Tuesday nightâ€™s â€œChelsea Latelyâ€ â€” the funny ladyâ€™s E! late night talk show â€” she called the â€œSaltâ€ star â€œevil,â€ just moments before she welcomed guest and good friend Jennifer Aniston on to the program.

Published Aug 20, 2010.
Read more: Access Hollywood